LITTLE RALPHY
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralph.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking.'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice
cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice
cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The
third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
2007-11-22 15:24:08 · 10 answers · asked by Felani Perez 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks you!
2007-11-22 15:46:59 · update #1
Lol!!!!!!!!!!! Crazy teacher.
2007-11-22 18:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by LimC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Little Ralphy is like the little Johnny jokes too. Very good. Star for you coz I like your thinking, sexy
2016-05-25 01:51:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 17:29:26 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but funny everytime
2007-11-22 15:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by younggramma 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhaa here is a star
2007-11-22 16:07:28 · answer #5 · answered by Colts Pacers Fever Hoosiers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny stuff
2007-11-22 15:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by mightymoe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2007-11-22 15:41:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
That's funnnnny.
:DDDDDD
2007-11-22 15:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by !@#$%^&* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good - funny too! Thanks for the laugh! A star for you!
CJ
2007-11-22 15:43:02 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-11-22 15:42:51 · answer #10 · answered by Carl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋