A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was
concerned that his students might be a little
confused about Jesus Christ because of the
Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He
wanted to make sure they understood that
the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago,
that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class,
"Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in
heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in
my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously,
blurted out, "I know! I know!
He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at
the teacher, and waited for a response. The
teacher was completely at a loss for a few
very long seconds, Finally, he gathered his
wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning,
my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom
door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still
in there?!"
2007-11-22 15:09:04 · 13 answers · asked by hotpot_garry 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha! that cute
2007-11-22 15:17:01 · answer #1 · answered by Loved 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh God........very Funny.......:-)
Here is one more for You for making me Laugh.... Thank you
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
2007-11-24 05:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by santhosh j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-11-22 23:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by ℓάced 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-11-22 23:26:36 · answer #4 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.. funny joke. A star gift for you...
2007-11-22 23:26:04 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow ...
nice one ... but did not tingle me as much as the one nailed to the plus sign ...
2007-11-22 23:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one.
2007-11-22 23:14:27 · answer #7 · answered by love all 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good heavens
2007-11-23 00:42:37 · answer #8 · answered by Vijay Soni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good heavens
lol
2007-11-22 23:23:06 · answer #9 · answered by opengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. how funny.
:DDD
2007-11-22 23:13:54 · answer #10 · answered by !@#$%^&* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋