the northern hairy nosed wombat are more intellegent then you think. they can fly airplanes. do you think that once the world finds out about their amazing abilities they will be the head of our airforce program. also antarctic winter squirrel is also more brilliant than the wombat. they have started a underground system called the e.l. korky kronic alliance. this alliance is going to assemble all frigid and forest creatures to over throw our government. do believe our next president will be able to stop these woodland menace. also they are fueled by ipod signals. now i have rumors and i need to know iff this true also, do you think they are setting up a plan to over throw the ipod industry before the government. please answer honestly this is for the best answer.
this is more serious than you think our government needs us
2007-11-22 13:55:31 · 12 answers · asked by Wendy P 2 in Beauty & Style ➔ Hair
all of u are gay this isnt gonna happen
2007-11-23 04:48:23 · answer #1 · answered by Chelsea J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes...i know that they are very intelligent. as a matter of fact, it is a top secrect. the wombats didn't want us to know because they don't want to work for our airforce. they are working with the antarctic winter squirrels. the wombats are just one of the many alliances that the arctic squirrels are making to overthrow our government. they are playing dumb as of the moment so that we will not be suspicious. they will all come and attack when the whole human population of the world owns their own ipod, even the 3rd world countries. they will launch their attack at that specific time and day when almost everyone is using their ipods all at the same time. they are very patient, they are willing to wait for that time when everyone owns an ipod, because the chances of many people using it all at the same time is higher. but be very weary, because that time is near.
their first target will be ipod industry, they will take control over it so that they will not run out of fuel. their next target will be the armed forces, this is to disable the president's power, and then the presidents. when they have taken these three, the next will the the whole world.
the attack will be so massive that even the next presidents of all the nations will not be able to stop them. it will be a world wide war against humankind. actually, there will be no more next human presidents.
those whom they have captured alive will be their slaves. and those who escape will be pushed back to the deepest forests where life is harsh and inhospitable. the only escape for us is death....
2007-11-22 14:45:22 · answer #2 · answered by adieline 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silence!
The wombats work for me.
Everyone, keep your mouth shut or I will unleash the Wombat Special Forces upon you. And you don't want these experts to get medieval on you. It's not very pleasant, and it is extremely unclean.
We have a goal, and a mission. We started with Platypus diplomacy, then Kangaroo courts, but have moved on to the WSF (Wombat Special Forces). And yes, against the wishes of the decadent UN, we are developing TDD (Tasmanian Devil Devices.)
Don't mess with us or we will shut off your supply of muffler bearings, and you won't be able to drive anywhere!
Tune into AM 350 at midnight for further instructions.
Long live the SFPOUBC! (Society for the Promulgation of Unconscious Behavioral Cues). Consider yourself now properly programmed.
2007-11-22 14:24:42 · answer #3 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man I thought I was the only one that knew about this how did you find out. This is important we have a leak in the system. call the gov and report this before we all go under.
2007-11-22 14:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by bittywrap 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your government might need you, but do you really need your government? I say yield to the superior power: GO LITTLE FURRY ANIMALS! Start learning to chatter in preparation to making your obeisances to your new leaders.
2007-11-22 14:05:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well who ever said that is on crack!!!but...... the government is dumb so i beilive if in a magical land they could really do that the government will be dumb and make things worse and try to hide whats happening until we all die.
2007-11-22 14:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, rumors are BAD!
Ask your sources for PROOF.
Our government. needs. us?!
whaa? since when? ppsshhh.
=P (sarcasm)
2007-11-22 14:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by EINSTEINETTE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it is sooooo... true im gonna purchase these animals in massive groups on ebay!!!!!!!! i understand woodland creatures like you do!!! i luv this question!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-22 14:01:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know
2007-11-22 13:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by saveitok 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh im scared now! lol
2007-11-22 13:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by mgf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋