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Every time I masturbate in my room, which doesn't have a lock on the door, I really get into it and I'll be standing there and my brother will come in and hit me in the testicles, right as I'm about to ejaculate! He's 17 and I'm 13 so I can't fight him, I can't go to my parents because they can't know that I masturbate to porn, and whenever I tell him to stop he thinks it's funny. I've thought about pretending to masturbate and when he comes in I can turn around and urinate on him... What should I do?

2007-11-22 13:03:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Family

8 answers

fvck his mother

2007-11-22 20:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by tsom 1 · 0 0

The next time he's sleeping or really into a song with his headphones on, take something like a rolling pin, heavy metal spoon, shoe or the like and wack him right in the crotch. If he threatens you, tell him that he can't stay awake forever and that you'll do it again when he least expects it. If he pounds on you, repeat his lesson again when he's asleep. If necessary, set an alarm clock for the middle of the night and wack him. Sooner or later he'll decide he'd better leave you alone.

2007-11-22 13:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by bikinkawboy 7 · 2 0

why don't you jsut masturbate in the bathroom or in the shower if you know he miht come in. It doesn't have to be to porn just imagine it in your head. And I am sure your parents already know

2007-11-22 13:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by army wife 1 · 1 0

why dont you stand in front of the door or something...just dont rush into sex...girls are so emotional..your 13 you dont need that yet..just keep jerking off lol dont do it when hes there

2007-11-22 14:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think it would be funny to poop in his bed and put the covers back over it, then when he lays down he will lay in your poop. ha ha

2007-11-22 13:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Duncan 4 · 1 0

quit beatin of ya freak lucky its just a punch in the balls

2007-11-22 13:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

get a girlfreind dude...... the peach is softer then the hand

2007-11-22 13:42:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

dude, just have sex with a real girl

2007-11-22 13:13:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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