Top Ten ways to annoy your waiter?

Question

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.

9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"

8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!"

7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage".

6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!"

5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil.

4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"

3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard.

2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!"

1. Three words: eat the check.

Answer 1

good one hun,
star award

Answer 2

so so so good, one or two i may try for real, when i go out, brave personi am, but thats me if i see, hear, read an injustice done either to old people children, young person animal, ankle boots will get on her soapbox, and shout and argue all day and night till i or they get it right, this has taken the track rail off your question but thats why i said as aabove, i wilol try it when i next go for a meal, cos we have some " dumb numty headed waiters in England.

Answer 3

If you do those it would probably make him spit in the chowder!!! Thats so funny!

Answer 4

I'm a waitress and just for the record I'd still smile and say thank you (and all the while hope you choke on your food)

Answer 5

Tell him he forgot to put the fly in your soup

Answer 6

Nice one frank.

Answer 7

Lol remember that he COULD spit in the chowder, if he's mad enough.

Answer 8

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Answer 9

yeah but what can i say to the fish n chip shop were i go?lolol

Answer 10

love number 4!!!another great one:)