Hello.
Yes, you. You, looking at this screen for hours on end, online. You, bleary-eyed. You, an addict. Have you looked in the mirror lately? Been outside? Know what day of the week it is?
Your name was given to us by a spouse or family member who is concerned about your internet addiction. At Internetaholics Anonymous, we can help. We’re a non-profit society of recovering addicts like yourself that provides support and counseling through weekly meetings designed to help you cope with your problem.
We feature a twelve-step recovery program and in extreme cases, interventions. Although it is our firm belief that you are never “cured”, you most certainly can recover.
We have designed a brief checklist to determine if you are an addict. Do you:
1) Have twitches of the hand when you walk by your terminal?
2) Check e-mail more than five times a day?
3) Spend more time chatting than eating or sleeping?
4) Surf aimlessly with no direction, if only to be online?
5) Leave your name and information at countless sites if only to hope you’ll receive a reply one day from a company you’ll never do business with anyway?
6) Log on before important personal habits, such as meal preparation, hygiene or bodily functions?
7) Have red, swollen eyes that hang halfway out of your head?
Spend hours online on a holiday from work, where you’d usually be griping about your carpal tunnel syndrome?
9) See smoke arising from your computer or WebTV box?
10) All of the above?
If you answered yes to four or more questions (or chose #10), you have a problem. Please call us at Internetaholics Anonymous at: 1-800-LOGOFFNOWFORYOUROWNSAKE.
We’re here, we’re free, and we’re confidential. The first step to recovery is admission that you have a problem. Call us today. If you can power off to free up your phone line, that is.
2007-11-22 12:42:57 · 21 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well found gurl
star award
2007-11-22 18:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-22 12:47:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
second time read this today, all I can answer, which was the same answer to the first time seeing;
'glad I have not been confirmed to have any of the above symptoms'
or words to that effect.
2007-11-24 03:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Aaahhh Good One lol
2007-11-22 12:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oi stop interrupting me. I'm trying to upload my 500th photo onto outofmyfacebook.com
2007-11-22 12:57:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was very good. Well done have a star.
2007-11-23 02:21:26 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah,
Some People are really and truly addicted to the internet, (Especially Myspace.com and bebo)
So this is true yet funny...
Thanks for the laugh
STARRED *****
2007-11-22 12:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by Paris . 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Lol love it! I'm a total addict!
2007-11-22 13:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by Sungmin <33 baby boy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10000000000000/10
this is a very good joke * for you
2007-11-22 22:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who ave you been talking to?!? Look, ok, i MIGHT..might! spend alot of time on the net...but its for work ok? so...um...it's not a problem...alright??? I'm fine...just fine...um, stay away from my connection! i need it...for work...yeah...for work...
2007-11-22 13:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋