I hope all of you are enjoying your Thanks-Giving dinner, and I would like to wish you a very HAPPY THANKS-GIVING, the joke I am about to post, some of you make get it some won't, but here goes nothing:
Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving, But Aren't
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
2007-11-22 12:41:30 · 8 answers · asked by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
That is so funnny and true
You made me laugh hahahhahah
STARRED ****************************
thankyou
2007-11-22 12:54:12 · answer #1 · answered by Paris . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty but funny! 100!
2007-11-22 20:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol their ok jokes appropriate to read n say w/ friends but not appropriate to say at the dinner table with ur grandparents
2007-11-22 20:44:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Someone has sometime to think on thanksgiving......haha
2007-11-22 20:55:52 · answer #4 · answered by Mal777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hehe funny
2007-11-23 01:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by melissa_c15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-22 20:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! shhhhh! PIR!!! LOL!
2007-11-22 20:47:06 · answer #7 · answered by The Angry Vegetable 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahah!!
very funny!!!
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2007-11-22 21:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋