There's this guy who was having problems with his wife. She wasn't listening to him. So, one day, he went to his pastor. His pastor told him, "Why don't you try this? When you come home, shout, 'Honey, I'm home! What's for dinner tonight!?' If she doesn't answer, move to the bedroom and shout the same thing. If she doesn't respond, try the dining room and shout the same thing. If not, move to the kitchen, put your lips near her ear and shout, 'Honey, I'm home! What's for dinner tonight!?'" So, the guy goes home. He shouts from the living room, "Honey, I'm home! What's for dinner tonight!?" No reply. He tried the bedroom. "Honey, I'm home! What's for dinner tonight!?" Still, nothing. Next, he goes to the dining room and does the same. Finally, he goes to the kitchen and shouts in her ear, "Honey, I'm home! What's for dinner tonight!?" The wife turns around, arms akimbo, and says, "For the fourth and last time, James! We are having Fettucine tonight!"
2007-11-22 11:58:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My twin sister actually shared that joke with me, by the way! =]
2007-11-22 11:59:45 · update #1
ehh..
2007-11-22 13:16:11 · answer #1 · answered by ♥†º н—є—ℓ—ℓ—σ º†♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who knows man. I even looked up Fettucine. And it's nothing more than a regular pasta. Maybe the whole punchline was that she's hard of hearing.
2007-11-22 20:08:27 · answer #2 · answered by taletto85 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He thinks he's wife is going deaf (or ignoring him) when the reality is that it is he that is having hearing difficulties
2007-11-22 20:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by A_Byrd_In_The_Hand 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He thinks his wife isnt listening to him, when in reality it's he who's not listening to his wife. I think it's rather humorous...
2007-11-22 20:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha - deaf guys r so cute sometimes
and innocent
2007-11-22 21:01:07 · answer #5 · answered by Umbie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha,
Yes it is an insult to men
=)
no offence
2007-11-22 20:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by Paris . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oooh. the guy couldn't hear his wife. lol
2007-11-22 20:12:43 · answer #7 · answered by debbeh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it.....BUT...... i think the guy doesnt listen to the wife maybe cos he is deaf????? Yah, LOL.......
2007-11-22 20:46:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah, It's HIS hard of hearing.
2007-11-22 20:12:56 · answer #9 · answered by bettyboop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh that dosent make any sense.
2007-11-22 21:05:49 · answer #10 · answered by Josh 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
man Tommy THAT IS AAWWSSOOMMEE . to the guys that dont get it, men are stupid and he wasnt listening. duh. :D
2007-11-22 23:10:42 · answer #11 · answered by mcnola 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋