An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.
YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY."
The old lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."
So! The old lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLD LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
COME ON GUESS!
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SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN
SHE COULD FIND.
2007-11-22 11:53:10 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO
Can I please, pretty please have a frog like this??????????
2007-11-22 19:08:59 · answer #1 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's Not Just A Pretty Face.. Hahaha
2007-11-24 15:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by yusdz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooh - so unexpected!!
10/10 for that + *
I really thought she was gonna turn into a frog!! :D
2007-11-22 19:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!
I`m off to bed now, I`m gunna dream about frogs.
Hopefully dreams do come true?
I wish!
Gunna give you a star anyways hun, you put a smile on my face x
2007-11-22 12:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 12:15:26 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it if only it was like that there wud b millions of specialist frog shop all over the world
2007-11-22 11:59:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
aww, that was sweet! When I was a kid I used to kiss frogs
2007-11-23 13:08:41 · answer #7 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one,
thought you were going to say, she turned into a frog.
2007-11-24 03:21:59 · answer #8 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 like it pal
2007-11-22 13:06:05 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you got me on that one
I thought she had turned into a frog for sure!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
2007-11-22 12:10:36 · answer #10 · answered by sally 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.....10 out of 10!!!!
2007-11-22 11:59:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋