Four friends, who had not seen each other in 30 years reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and is now president of the company.He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline,and then
went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he
gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer.
2007-11-22 11:19:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire.
He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday, a 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"
The fourth man replied "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said " What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!
2007-11-22 11:21:04 · update #1
ROFLMFAO!!!!
hilarious~~~!!!!
5 stars!!!
i love it
♥♥♥
did u come up with this urself???
if so ur a genius!!
2007-11-22 11:41:09 · answer #1 · answered by LooLoo(= 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw on The View this smart globe that can tell you not only the place but the population, economics, and many other facts about the city state, country or continent. It also can hook up to your computer (internet) to keep the information updated and accurate I do not know how much it cost or where to get it but I am sure you can look it up online. you can also look up other educational gifts. Congradulations to you for raising such a motivated, smart and ambitious son.
2016-05-25 01:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 12:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hahahahahahah! Brilliant! Glad to know they are all proud of their offspring - no matter what they achieved. Well until that moment, anyway!
2007-11-22 11:36:33 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-22 22:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha that is brilliant!!!! Thank you for cheering up my rotten evening.
2007-11-22 11:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
that is a good ending
2007-11-22 11:39:15 · answer #7 · answered by a91mtl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats hilarious!!
2007-11-22 12:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice boy was he.lol
2007-11-22 13:01:41 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats genius!
2007-11-24 04:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋