shes been a good cat but we just dont connect like we used to. she uses a strap on and now she had to get a license for looking hideous. she still loves god despite wat he's done to her. she believes that everyone has the right to be ugly and she chose it. but god abused the privilege. no picture available you have to pay admission, she is inspired by taffy, a neighbour..she has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short, and she has a slight potbelly. If you dont understand this stand close to the monitor and listen to the ocean.
2007-11-22 10:23:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
we're on all the drugs :P
2007-11-22 10:31:34 · update #1
and by all the drugs i mean none at all
2007-11-22 10:34:03 · update #2
Henry B~
There is no definition of sexy, but I can tell you..once she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes." you have to see the jaws dropping..and boy oh boy when she yells, "YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, I WON."..maaan
2007-11-22 10:37:59 · update #3
Hmmm...well you wanne be careful cuz you don't want to break her heart.
Just...tell her it's over.
be careful because she may scratch you.
Tell her you're better off as friends.
Tell her that you still care about her and like her but just not in that way.
Tell her that you'll always be good friends but the two of you just weren't meant to be -_-
Hope it goes well
2007-11-22 10:27:46 · answer #1 · answered by Mia 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
did this cat use to belong to Rosie O'Donanld it sounds pretty brutal
2007-11-22 19:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
just say im sorry sweetums, but im getting a sex change
then the cat would be pissed and i would lol
and is the cat sexyyyy? (;
2007-11-22 18:27:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
why dont u write a book.. and tell me how it goes!
ps: get a life! and a new hobby!
2007-11-22 18:26:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
First of all - is this a TALKING cat???
If so - then you need to lay off the Crackpipe ;););););)
2007-11-22 18:29:44 · answer #5 · answered by kr_toronto 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
k gotta admit thats kinda funny....:)
2007-11-22 18:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by runner8 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the ocean sounds dirty damn tourists >:(
TL;DR
Too Long;Didn't Read :P
2007-11-22 18:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
What drug are YOU on?
2007-11-22 18:29:53 · answer #8 · answered by angeleyes 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ugh...............
2007-11-22 18:27:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋