MY NEW NAME IS Tootsie Feather Boob.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS…
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humour...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zinky
2007-11-22 10:06:31 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdl e
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
2007-11-22 10:06:57 · update #1
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Answer with your new name!!!!
2007-11-22 10:07:21 · update #2
Snooty Bugerlips.
I love it. I'm filing to change my name tomorrow.
2007-11-22 10:13:02 · answer #1 · answered by Jason 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dorfus Potty Shorts
2007-11-23 06:48:32 · answer #2 · answered by karmenchicago 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dorfus Gorilla Hump
wtfff
2007-11-22 10:11:33 · answer #3 · answered by mephisto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sneezy Pottybutt
2007-11-22 10:11:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boobie Frickenlips haha
2007-11-28 02:34:39 · answer #5 · answered by Gator Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dipsy Wafflebutt!
2007-11-23 08:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by musiclover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Greasy Lizard Brains
lol!!!
2007-11-22 16:25:28 · answer #7 · answered by whatever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boobie Bubble tush
2007-11-22 10:19:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sloopy Dippindoodle. Jeez, it sounds like ice cream. Yes, I'm saving the world, one laugh at a time. Did you know that every time you laugh you add 15 minutes to your life? I will LIVE! <3
2007-11-22 10:10:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dorky Hubble Brains. =] Cuteee haha.
2007-11-22 10:11:20 · answer #10 · answered by byttisoap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dorfus Chickendoodle.
Yeah Im 15 and I chuckled =)
2007-11-22 10:11:10 · answer #11 · answered by IntenseToTheLimit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋