Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.
They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.
The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice t*ts! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"
2007-11-22 09:59:26 · 14 answers · asked by Tony 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one-heard it before but had forgotten it.
2007-11-22 10:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 10:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-11-22 10:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by Bri K. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Enjoy a star on this boring Thanksgiving day.
2007-11-22 10:02:40 · answer #4 · answered by bkscorpio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-05 12:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-11-22 10:03:14 · answer #6 · answered by Josh G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lmao
2007-11-22 10:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny
2007-11-22 17:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-11-22 10:04:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa.
2007-11-22 10:02:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋