A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
The detective asks, “Sir, is that your wife?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hit her with that golf club?”
“Yes. Yes, I did,” the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.
“How many times did you hit her?”
“I don’t know. Four…five…six…put me down for a four.”
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Two buddies are talking and one says to the other, “Listen, I think my wife is dead.”
“How come?”
“She’s the same in bed, but the dishes keep piling up…”
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_ Why is air like sex?
A: Because it is no big deal until you're not getting any
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If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
2007-11-22 09:45:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny, me a golfer aswell!!
2007-11-22 09:57:20 · answer #1 · answered by miss behaving. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband used to do the night shift but he always came home right after, he dislikes most of his co-workers they're a pretty slimy bunch. Like to cheat on their wives etc he's told me. I do half days and half night shifts and I always go home to pass out right away.
2016-05-25 01:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 12:36:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like the last 3. very good!
2007-11-22 09:51:24 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it.lol
2007-11-22 12:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked them all!*
2007-11-22 09:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heh heh! LOL
2007-11-22 09:53:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-22 13:21:57 · answer #8 · answered by ♥†º н—є—ℓ—ℓ—σ º†♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-22 10:11:35 · answer #9 · answered by Mother and Father of two 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahah!!
2007-11-22 10:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋