K i skipped school, and one of the teachz saw me walking back home, ok well im home now (obviously) and i need an excuse to tell my parents when they get back from work...which is i was sick, so i need to know how to vomit, i tried putting my tongue in my throat, didn't work, anything else?
Like vinegar or something :D?
TY...
2007-11-22 09:39:13 · 33 answers · asked by Kiy R 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Thanks for the answers, alot, you guys rock, n i'm good at school, just don't feel like going i've attended all days this year never skipped one, feel like skipping 2day, n i live in australia, so no thanks giving here.........n wow sooo much answers gunna try 1 of em :D...
2007-11-22 09:48:26 · update #1
Since you've already started lying, there's no point in stopping now, is there?
Do you have to SHOW your parents the vomit in order for them to believe you?
I hope that no one misses the dry, bored and ironic tone in my voice.
Kid, you skipped school and you got caught. You're gonna have to pay the piper someday.
2007-11-22 09:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by Damaris 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No it is enough to be mentally ill to be excused from daily activities today. We need to be sensitive to social disorders when they are small. The best you can get today is a dialog of whether your family will talk to you or not. Depression is all about family and friends ...not strangers. Reach out and share. Some are winner-players and will not help but many have been where you are... like 25 % are raised as loners. Oh some people finally do suicide so the numbers shrinks after ten years.
2007-11-22 09:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, eat alot of mustard.. that will help
drink alot of water... ull gag, dont drink to much or ull die
if those dont work.. give urself an anxiety attack, itll give u a fever for one day.. itll look like u didnt feel good 2day or yesterday or wuteve
think of a situation in worst case senerio.. no idea how to spell that... itll give u a bad fever for approx. 24 hours...also a headache itll giv on some bad occasions..
stick ur hand way back into ur mouth until ur crying and touch ur ugula (the thing that dangles down from ur throat.. itll make u gag.. do it 2-3 times u got urself a good vomit)...
this shud help ya easily...
2007-11-22 09:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just thick. I mean if u thought u were tough enough to skip in the first place then be tough enough to tell your parents and hack the punishment, otherwise don't do it!
Make ureself sick? again... stupid And if u were sick thats hardly an excuse to skip.. surely if ure parents had any sense they'd say: why didnt u go to medical room? then wait to be sent home? Oh why am I bothering? unless of course you have a serious issue like bullied? then talk to them, but judging by the so called 'call lingo' its just adolescents!
2007-11-22 09:45:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all..you shouldn't have skipped school! No, I don't think anybody on Y!A is going to give you advice to vomit, because it is YOUR own fault that you skipped school, and now YOU have to deal with your parents. Hopefully this will teach you on how 'not to skip school' and not to skip school in the first place. YOU should tell your parents the truth, because chances are, if they find out from your teacher that you have been out, looking stellar, and they find out that you lied to them that you vomited, then they're going to be a lot more angrier than they were going to be if you just told the truth.
2007-11-22 09:45:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do not make yourself vomit. It's just not healthy. You skipped school, so face up to it and don't lie about it. If the teacher reports you to your parents then just be honest and admit you did a dumb thing.
2007-11-22 09:48:18 · answer #6 · answered by Richard B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't make yourself sick, tell them you felt like you had the flue, fever, fatigue, nassua, so you came home, took some medicine (peptmo bismal, sinarest, or whatever), lied down or took a nap, and feel better.... other than that you could toss a bunch of stuff into a blender, and spill a small amount upon or near the toilet and claim that you threw up... whatever you do, don't actually puke
2007-11-22 09:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey i've made myself vomit today so that i dont have to go to my cuzs house
this is what you should do two options 1 stick ur finger inside your mouth or 2 mix mayoniase with tuna fish and two glasses of milk drink alot of water and stay by the heater for a couple of mins until you get sick (you should do that only if you have the guts to do that )PEACE OUT FRIEND GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
2007-11-22 09:48:02 · answer #8 · answered by freaky arab! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bearing in mind that most of these girls answering are most probably bullemic. thats an eating disorder hunni. do you really think you should be doing something that can tear your throat, make you finger and teeth green, along with giving you sever bad breath and throat cancer? just go to school and learn. u might actually find you like it when u understand the stuff.
2007-11-22 09:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
eat a lot of food then wait until you feel like you cant eat anymore then stick your finger in the back of your throat or get somethin that smells really bad or a food that makes you gag ...the gag reflex is the key , just stick something all the way in the back of your throat then you chould be able to vomit
2007-11-22 09:43:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋