Some dirt jokes?

Question

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Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell c*ck in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped."
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A little boy is sitting in the barber's chair and becoming anxious, so the barber gives him a tootsie roll to keep him quiet. As the barber trims his bangs, loose hair falls over his face. "Do you have hair on your goodie?" asks the barber. "Don't be silly, you old pervert! I'm only eight years old!"
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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen." the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he answered so quickly. "How do you know that?"

"Easy," the little boy said, "all you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said: 'Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer'."

Answer 1

LOL I told my husband he laughed really hard. he told me one more joke.
Two women were talking to each other on the street. A man came to them and said" Hey Girls! whats up". The women " Hey Big boy, Wanna smell p**sY?"
He got excited" Sure"
"Here" they blew their mouth smell on him.

Answer 2

one more dirty joke

7 kinds of sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say “screw you.”

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th
kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.

Answer 3

Good ones! 10!

Answer 4

Oh yea, the third one was the best! lol, didn't fully understand the 2nd one, the first one as ok. 8/10

Answer 5

the first was funny the second was alright the third was horrible

Answer 6

very good... i havent heard any of them

starred * 10/10

=]

Answer 7

hahahah!
thanks for the laugh!!

enjoy a star!! :]

Answer 8

pretty good ones