A 94 year old man is involved in hospital medicial tests
the nurse asked him to give a sperm sample.
He takes the sample tube home with him and returns to the hospital 2 days later and the tub is still empty.
The nurse asked why is it empty.
The man says it's no good, i tryed with my right hand and my left hand i got my wife to try with both hands and with her mouth,
With her teeth in and her teeth out.
I even got doris next door 2 try but we still could not get the damn lid off
2007-11-22 08:42:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if you like it
2007-11-22 08:43:20 · update #1
That was good. I'll be using that at the next dinner party, thanks.
2007-11-22 08:46:37 · answer #1 · answered by Sasha K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Funny! 100!
2016-05-25 01:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 09:14:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 1 star
2007-11-22 22:31:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
horribly funny :) u get a star
2007-11-22 09:17:50 · answer #5 · answered by Boo Bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-22 22:45:28 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but stilll funny
2007-11-22 08:48:09 · answer #7 · answered by LoopyLoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-22 09:45:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep. it's funny
2007-11-22 08:50:34 · answer #9 · answered by ipodlady231 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
phuny
2007-11-22 09:09:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋