Could I file a petition with God to switch roommates?
2007-11-22 08:37:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dude! You've got to get on the single room benefit plan. For just pennies extra a month You can be an Ultra Christian and enjoy the higher tiers of heavens delight. Let's face it, it's the little extra things in heaven that make it soooo nice to spend eternity in, things like not having a room mate, no lining up for the heavenly buffet, and your own harp playing angel that actually takes requests! It's simple to get started and you can begin buying a better slice of the heaven pie right now, before it's too late!
2007-11-22 08:50:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No one knows except God if he'll be there ... or be your roommate. It will be based upon the genuiness of Dahmer's repentance and conversion. But I would personally like to think he is there. In fact I would like to think God to uses people like Jeffery Dahmer as an example of His divine forgiveness. Perhaps God picks one notorious sinner who repented from each generation and holds him up and says, "If I can forgive Jeffery Dahmer, I can forgive anyone of any sin."
I have less of a problem believing God can forgive than believing someone who was so sadistic could truly repent of what they have done! Forgiveness is an amazing thing!
2007-11-22 08:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by thundercatt9 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jeffrey Dahmer's roommate if Dahmer is in heaven he repented of sins and replaced into forgiven via god. he's a sparkling human being not the previous one that replaced into. gandhi in no way repented and became to god he rejected god
2017-01-06 00:08:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus said MY FATHER has many mansions, I will go before you to prepare a place for you. I believe that the mansions will be there and will be a place for all believers.
I also believe that we all will be judged, for the wrong that we do. Even if Jeffrey Dahmer is truly repentant, he will be judged for what he has done, accordingly.
So, to answer your question, I must say that I do not believe he and you will share the same mansion.
2007-11-22 08:49:15 · answer #4 · answered by yourdreamhaven 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What are you talking about, a roommate? In Heaven don't you get an enormous palace all to yourself, complete with at least fourteen swimming pools, two private golf courses, two helicopters, six massage parlors, twenty-five dining rooms with buffets and wine racks, five libraries, one observatory, one citation, fifty-seven persian rugs and seventy-two virgins of whatever gender and species you like?
2007-11-22 08:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In Heaven, every body is supposed to get their own mansion. Just hope he's truly mended his ways if you plan on going.
2007-11-22 14:02:30 · answer #6 · answered by Bookworm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if ur lucky enough to go on your own....if ur part of a major catastrophe or pandemic its easy you could get mixed up in the bureaucracy
2007-11-22 08:42:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is an ignorant and repulsive question.
It's not funny.
2007-11-22 08:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by GODFOLLOWER 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋