C'mon, guys, we've got to come up with a decent replacement here. "Oh, series of random events shaped by evolutionary processes" lacks zing.
2007-11-22 07:24:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Like I'd ever touch a hammer if I can get someone else to do it for me.
Why shout anything, anyway? Take a deep breath, bite your lip, and silently count to ten, then turn around and calmly say, "Goodness, that stung a bit." I suspect that'd throw more people off than having our own interesting swears, anyway.
2007-11-22 11:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by lunameow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am an atheist, and when I accidentally hit my thumb with a hammer, I tend to yell out a word that describes a waste product that consists of partially undigested food.
No gods required.
2007-11-22 15:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by CC 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've trained myself to shout (got a three year old around)
Mother Fingers, Frinkin Well, and my favorite Frunken Sheet.
2007-11-22 15:53:08 · answer #3 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheists are superior life forms who do not hit their thumbs with hammers.
2007-11-22 15:37:15 · answer #4 · answered by Potatoe Plague 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I've never hit my hammer with a thumb.
2007-11-22 15:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by Paul R 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I shout Russian words which are often censored on TV
2007-11-22 15:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ow, followed by a series of expletives.
2007-11-22 15:50:00 · answer #7 · answered by Moxie! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
General swearwords. Y'know, the sort that Christians really don't like.
2007-11-22 15:43:05 · answer #8 · answered by Cerebus_shun 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's a four-letter word that is a slang-term for sexual intercourse.
2007-11-22 15:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by 222 Sexy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Even blasphemy is acknowledgment.
2007-11-22 15:41:38 · answer #10 · answered by Mike B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋