so SHE could learn from HER mistakes!!
2007-11-22 07:20:42 · 24 answers · asked by harveymycat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because men were the rough draft, women were the final draft =]
2007-11-22 09:28:08 · answer #1 · answered by pattycakes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Considering there was a creator god or first person. There always has to be a prototype to any invention. Having "made" man he found it dry and it didn't do much else.
So he made woman; the improvements were that it was self lubricating and reproduced itself (when it could get man to get around to doing something). To do this woman had to make apple pie as a bribe and you know the story from there; god and man lost control and a serious flaw called PMS was discovered in the new model. The only advantage to this was it brought the man back to communication with god, beseeching god to save him from this unseemly blameless, irrational attack. The woman when in full PMS mode would give the man confusing anatomy lessons. The man wondered how the whole of his being could be called the same as the small exit wound in his rear...and it continues.
2007-11-22 15:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by kellring 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God made men first because you always do a rough before a masterpiece
2007-11-22 15:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by ZingyPingy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God created man then rested.God created women neither man or god has rested since.
2007-11-22 15:34:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God didnt make man first..
2007-11-22 15:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
after makeing everything else first , i guess makeing man was a lot simpler then makeing a women .
then again , if god made women first , then they wouldnt have anything to conplain about .
2007-11-22 15:37:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes God is a woman why else would she put mens bo££ocks on the outside. lol
2007-11-22 15:37:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cause HE is God and it was HIS decision. How wonderful to be a man's helpmate.
2007-11-22 15:29:26 · answer #8 · answered by BeautyQueen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hv a different answer.
God made man first as we all 1st make a rough sketch (man) & then the perfect one (woman)
2007-11-22 15:58:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.HE doesn't exist but it's funny that I say doesn't exist and just have to write he intersting
2.If HE would exist than He was just bored so HE made humans
2007-11-22 15:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by Hirako 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋