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Wife is heavily pregnant and in hospital to give birth. An anxious husband is watching cricket whilst awaiting news from the hospital. Eventually he could not wait any longer and called the hospital to find out about his wife, but…..he accidentally dialed the cricket stadium. When the phone was answered he asked: ”How are things“ and was told: “fine, 3 were out by tea break, in total 7 were out by lunch time, the last one out was a duck!“ The husband fainted.

2007-11-22 07:01:24 · 12 answers · asked by naked lunch 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

LMAO wow

2007-11-22 09:13:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-22 09:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

somebody as quickly as theory we've been an vintage save, and as quickly as somebody began babbling at me in Spanish. i attempted to babble returned, yet i grew to become into merely gaining information of Spanish on the time. The by way of a few distance maximum unearthly telephone call even with the shown fact that, grew to become into easily left my message device. some under the effect of alcohol guy at a bar noted as and theory we've been his suited pal Tim. He stored annoying the place the h**l his vehicle grew to become into and why Tim wasn't on the s***y bar yet, because of the fact he (a under the effect of alcohol guy named Steve) needed his f***ing vehicle returned. His speech grew to become into all slurred and it grew to become into quite creepy, because of the fact he did no longer comprehend he grew to become into on the device, and he theory Tim grew to become into ignoring him. even with the undeniable fact that it grew to become into additionally form of humorous on an identical time. Cheers!

2016-12-10 03:38:51 · answer #3 · answered by veloso 4 · 0 0

Funny....very funny.

2007-11-22 07:39:24 · answer #4 · answered by candle 7 · 0 0

funny

2007-11-22 07:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by Tony 5 · 0 0

hahaha

2007-11-22 07:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 0

Haha (:

2007-11-22 07:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nice. ;)

2007-11-22 07:04:41 · answer #8 · answered by Peterbattahoggabatta 5 · 1 0

that was funny! :)

2007-11-22 07:22:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OMWOW

2007-11-22 07:15:38 · answer #10 · answered by janetツ 3 · 0 0

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