A man forgot his wedding anniversary. His angry wife demanded: ”Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in under 4 seconds!“
Next morning wife found a parcel in the driveway containing a new bathroom scale…His funeral will be held on Friday!!
2007-11-22 06:59:38 · 13 answers · asked by naked lunch 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2007-11-22 07:02:06 · answer #1 · answered by pureofheart 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it a milloin times. Not funny anymore.
2007-11-22 15:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by Princess 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny. Like it!
2007-11-22 15:03:41 · answer #3 · answered by xxrobin_hood_addictxx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L0L!
thats cute.
=]
2007-11-22 15:02:23 · answer #4 · answered by miss Kapitan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2007-11-22 16:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by lynette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is soooo funny...Where did you fing that joke?
2007-11-22 15:02:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
i already heard that joke
2007-11-22 15:17:25 · answer #7 · answered by Tony 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe
2007-11-22 15:02:51 · answer #8 · answered by Hirako 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-22 15:44:44 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HII ha ha
2007-11-22 15:01:49 · answer #10 · answered by roo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋