An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people -- Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that whichever one used the water cooler first the following morning would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."
2007-11-22 06:49:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-22 22:49:09 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says ...... "Is this some kind of joke?" Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek. The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek. The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark.She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead. The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again
2016-05-25 00:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 09:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! thats funny. Lol.
2007-11-22 06:54:54 · answer #4 · answered by Princess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha; Thats very good
2007-11-22 06:52:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha very good.
2007-11-22 11:53:18 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one lol
2007-11-22 06:56:51 · answer #7 · answered by maggymae 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-22 08:10:39 · answer #8 · answered by Tony 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-22 07:23:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-22 06:57:19 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋