The Bells
Chorus
Jingle bells, Shopping bells, jingle all the way,
Oh, what fun it is to go shopping everyday.
Candy store, five and ten, sports shop after that,
Toys for all the kiddies and don't forget the cat.
Dashing thru the crowds, people everywhere,
Up and down the aisles, sneezing in my hair.
There's so much to choose, there's so much to see.
Wonder if what I got you cost more'n what you got me.
Chorus
Shopping Bells, Jingle Bells, will they never stop,
I've been shopping all week long and I'm about to drop.
Ring them bells somewhere else far away from here,
Ain't it really lucky Christmas comes but once a year?
Verse
Wrap your presents nice, Pretty bows that shine,
Take them out to mail, You're gonna wait in line.
Find your way back home, and if you're like me,
Maybe on the twenty-fourth, You'll get to trim the tree.
Chorus
Jingle Bells, Shopping Bells, Jingle dear Saint Nick,
Got a hundred envelopes I'm gonna have to lick, "yick"
Shopping Bells, Jingle Bells, my fingers all have cramps,
And to really top it off, I just ran out of stamps.
Chorus
Jingle Bells, Shopping Bells, ringing in my ear,
I'll be broke 'till Easter time just like I was last year.
Shopping Bells, Jingle Bells, a few more days and then,
When I see the children smile, I'll do it all again.
2007-11-22 06:38:21 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good
2007-11-22 06:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are the lyrics to the original Jingle Bells. I see no mention of the horse having a name. Jingle Bells Dashing through the snow On a one-horse open sleigh, Over the fields we go, Laughing all the way; Bells on bob-tail ring, Making spirits bright, What fun it is to ride and sing A sleighing song tonight Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way! O what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride, And soon Miss Fanny Bright Was seated by my side; The horse was lean and lank; Misfortune seemed his lot; He got into a drifted bank, And we, we got upsot. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way! What fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. A day or two ago, The story I must tell I went out on the snow And on my back I fell; A gent was riding by In a one-horse open sleigh, He laughed as there I sprawling lie, But quickly drove away. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way! What fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh. Now the ground is white Go it while you're young, Take the girls tonight And sing this sleighing song; Just get a bob-tailed bay Two-forty as his speed Hitch him to an open sleigh And crack! you'll take the lead. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way! What fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh.
2016-04-05 03:41:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 09:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Thats kinda funny.
2007-11-22 06:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by Princess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you make that up yourself? I think its quite funny...good job! Have an enchanting Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas to you too. ;)
2007-11-22 06:42:15 · answer #5 · answered by Peterbattahoggabatta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-11-22 06:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by Freakin 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your brain is working overtime.
Thanks for the laugh.
2007-11-22 07:31:14 · answer #7 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats Loz every year, we still paying for last year
star award
2007-11-22 09:57:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-22 22:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great song! You deserve a gold *STAR!* for all of that!
2007-11-22 06:55:46 · answer #10 · answered by ZingyPingy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋