1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? .. A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? . A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .... Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same
time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on
their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .... Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? . A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ... Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ... She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? . Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? .... Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? . Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and
a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker
2007-11-22 02:57:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EDIT FOR ruzzle and fata*s
Pesponsible parents should always supervise thier children when on line !!!!
I am sure they hear worst at school.fata*s why the nasty comment? is a joke remember????
2007-11-22 03:18:42 · update #1
I work with 4 lesbians and Im going to get a lot of milage with these for sure....many thanks friend...starred
2007-11-23 10:10:19 · answer #1 · answered by dtedad-50 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ... She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
ROTFPMSL!!!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-11-22 03:03:18 · answer #2 · answered by DMsView 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 03:19:31 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some were excellent. Keep em coming
2007-11-22 03:04:35 · answer #4 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, best of the day I've seen!!!
2007-11-22 03:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by Firefox 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-22 03:00:38 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rude but it made me laugh! especially no 11
2007-11-22 03:00:15 · answer #7 · answered by monkeynuts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha excellent
8 and 9 my favs lol.*
2007-11-22 16:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's just damn rude mate...don't you realise lesbians are people too? There are children who come on this site,sadly, and they will read this pile of silliness and then have to ask their parents what it all means...thanks!
well done!
2007-11-22 03:04:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
some of the best .lol
2007-11-22 16:48:43 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋