The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!
I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST, GO!!!"
Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.
Several cars behind, a very nice man stepped out of his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother trucker," or "Mother's from there." Maybe he was from Florida, too. He must really love the Lord. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed to yellow, and stepped on the gas. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.
2007-11-22 02:33:18 · 14 answers · asked by wee suzie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*honk* :)
great story! that just brightened my day! thanks!
I'd give you 2 stars but can only give 1 =/
2007-11-22 02:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by BlckPdf 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is BAD!
youre baddddd...
i wonder how people can think that believers can be so mental. ? they say it about me all the time now.
twisting the reality of angry drivers into a joke about loving jesus might be funny but its also changing the truth into a false witness, or into a lie, or into a delusional SENILE testimony.
dont get me wrong! spinning the testimony with a humorous positive attitude sounds good, but i see the latter.
2007-11-22 17:23:41 · answer #2 · answered by Priestcalling 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 10:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats funny p.s sticking your middle finger up is cursing not a hawaiian good luck sign.
2007-11-25 18:33:49 · answer #4 · answered by lauren.haynes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry but it sounded like you rear end was about to be in some real big trouble and not only you made some people mad at you but the middle finger is a sign of an insult be careful next thing may be gun shots..
2007-11-22 10:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by Carl M 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
That's hilarious.
2007-11-22 10:59:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but i wouldn't like Jesus to be made fun of next time. ;)
2007-11-22 11:35:39 · answer #7 · answered by ♪♥ ginger spice ♥♪ 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like it
2007-11-22 10:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by saboerseun 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
thats funny
2007-11-22 10:36:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is really funny!!!
2007-11-22 10:39:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋