When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men.
HaHa
2007-11-22 02:29:26 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is so funny and soooo true!!!!!
2007-11-22 02:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 10:43:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2007-11-22 02:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by giiiiiiiiirlfrien' 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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did they have a baby? lol
rate- on a scale from one to 5 id give it a 4
lololololololol
2007-11-22 02:42:34 · answer #4 · answered by natural cutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah sure, why not. For $20 million I'd sleep with the old dude, and I'm not gay.
It's not exactly rocket science.
2007-11-22 02:32:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think wemon are smarter then men....at least not the blonde wemon...not to be rude but i asked 5 blondes at the same time "did u kno u could taste the rainbow in skittles?"
they replied "R U SERIOUSE, NO WAY, I KNEW IT!"
so ya its kinda hard to beleive and their ages ranged around
15 through 17.
2007-11-22 02:35:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
later that week, they found a miracle cure and the father lived for ever and ever, the dumb blond lived in misery for the rest of her life, and the guy still got laid...
2007-11-22 02:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't say this makes woman smarter than men, it shows some woman are gold-diggers. But still funny! LOLOLOLOLOL
2007-11-22 02:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Serves him right. Moral of the story: Do not plan on what is not yours.
2007-11-22 02:40:14 · answer #9 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was her name, A Smith?
2007-11-22 02:32:53 · answer #10 · answered by mikeywills 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
but thats funny
and YES women are smarter than men
2007-11-22 02:32:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋