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Should Y!A R&S give us degrees in science after all the homework the creationists give us?

2007-11-22 02:20:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

15 answers

Yes, they should!

No Paulo, it takes more than common sense to do science!
Common sense can deceive us. Example?
Put your finger on an ink pen. Your sense of touch tells you that your touching the pen and your sense of sight tells you that your finger is on the pen. So you're using two of your common senses to tell you that you're touching the pen.
Not so!
The pen is made of atoms and your finger is made of atoms. The only way that atoms can actually come together and touch is in a process known as nuclear fusion, where temperatures must reach in excess of 10,000 degrees. Certainly you are not in that kind of environment.
But you say you " feel " the pen. What you're feeling is the exchange of free electrons between the pen and your finger. You're feeling a form of electromagnetism. So we really don't " touch " anything!
Common sense is not a really great way to explain science!
Sorry for being so thorough!

2007-11-22 02:42:13 · answer #1 · answered by Starstuff58 5 · 1 0

No, because unfortunately all the "tough homework" they give us could be answered by a sixth grader who actually paid attention in science class.

Besides, what am I going to do with another degree?

2007-11-22 02:31:12 · answer #2 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 1 1

Yes actually. I am now able to determine which is a homework question and which is a real question. So I just quit answering the homework ones.

2007-11-22 02:26:09 · answer #3 · answered by Blue girl in a red state 7 · 2 0

I bestow upon you the honorary title of, "Master of Denial". This is presented in recognition of all the work you have done to deny the fact that you did not give Life to yourself and the denial of the fact that you do not even participate in the functioning of your own body! Congrads!!!

2007-11-22 02:28:54 · answer #4 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 0 0

I went out and got one of those fancy "life experience" degrees. You know since I have so much life experience in astrophysics and molecular biology,

2007-11-22 02:26:38 · answer #5 · answered by queen of snarky-yack again 4 · 2 0

No, you don't need a degree....just common sense. Your "theories" of evolution explain everything except the origin of life itself, spontaneous generation - how something can be created from nothing.

The only possible explanation is "in the beginning God" - you accept those four words, suddenly everything makes sense. You reject God and His creation - and the mental gymnastics you have to perform to justify your beliefs would qualify you for the Olympics!

2007-11-22 02:24:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

At least honorary. lol They do put us through the paces, don't they? Brain farts for us all. My husband has a 180 iq. He doesn't use it. He said thinking makes his brain hurt. Dumbass.

2007-11-22 04:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Or simply one in critical thinking...good grief at some of the lame questions I've seen!

2007-11-22 02:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by starkneckid 4 · 0 1

Let's make things fair and give the creationists a B.S. in BS.

2007-11-22 02:24:37 · answer #9 · answered by taa 4 · 3 3

Nice Eye patch.

2007-11-22 02:25:04 · answer #10 · answered by Joy 4 · 2 1

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