If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the
facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new
CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a
wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he
meant business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How
much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I
make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's
four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room
and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did
here?"
From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from
Domino's."
2007-11-22 02:16:39 · 19 answers · asked by Marcus M 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO that was really funny
omg did that really happen
if it did thats the best thing i have ever heard or read ...........whatever
WOW hahahahahahahah
2007-11-22 02:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...it sucks to be that CEO. But the pizza delivery guy made off pretty good.
2007-11-22 02:20:29 · answer #2 · answered by SWFC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked!!! That was brilliant!!! 10/10 for that one and a much deserved star! Keep 'em coming!!!!! There's nothing better than a good laugh! Cheers!
2016-04-05 03:24:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 02:39:16 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!! this is funny lol one of the best i heard the guy is not gonna come back there for a while
2007-11-22 02:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet hes never had a tip like that before. ;-)
2007-11-22 02:19:50 · answer #6 · answered by bagpusstail 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha ROLF
2007-11-22 02:24:11 · answer #7 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA that was great! i've gotta remember this one! thanx for sharing
2007-11-22 02:20:22 · answer #8 · answered by Armand P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was really funny! I bet he was happy.
2007-11-22 02:19:08 · answer #9 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one! I loved it!!!
2007-11-22 03:00:29 · answer #10 · answered by 4everNever 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋