Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the p**ises off the smart ones.
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the p**is called?
The man.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What do a cl**oris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.
Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Why do so many women fake org**m?
Because so many men fake for**lay.
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
2007-11-22 01:07:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha your wife is right.
2007-11-22 01:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i liked the ones about the popcorn, and the blender and the commercial. and i liked the math one.
good one(s)!
2007-11-22 09:11:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard a few of them but still funny, have a star
2007-11-22 09:11:46 · answer #3 · answered by julie a 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got me rolling on the floor laughing with that one. thanks to the wife .
2007-11-22 09:11:18 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny!
2007-11-22 09:45:45 · answer #5 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋