A dog, a cat, and a p**is are sitting around a camp fire one night.
The dog says,
"My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!".
The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter."
The p**is outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
A man and a woman started to have s*x in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
2007-11-22 01:03:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eric did not type those as some youngsters read these and do not wish to offend
2007-11-22 01:16:20 · update #1
oooooooooo wow way to start my morning i loved them!! :)
2007-11-22 01:07:32 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was funny, and the second one was funny. but the second one was ewwwwww. lol
2007-11-22 01:08:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of grass?
2007-11-22 01:13:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found them funny.
2007-11-22 01:12:42 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny - I was a bit disappointed!!
2007-11-22 01:06:45 · answer #5 · answered by Nicola 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They were amusing - not sure why you did not type penis or sex though?
2007-11-22 01:12:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool ^_^
2007-11-22 01:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by ωĨŞΣ Ĝųγ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones thanks
2007-11-22 01:16:57 · answer #8 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋