Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways.
Jesus says he's going to pop down to Skegness to see the situation for himself, and Paul agrees to join him. When they get there,
Jesus asks
what the huge metal pipe is for. Paul tells him it's used to take human waste out to sea where the muck kills dolphins, so Jesus decides to take
action and strides across the waves. Walking alongside, Paul is soon knee-deep in filthy water, while Jesus scoots along on top of the sea.
Ever hopeful of some help he slogs on, and Jesus keeps walking on water... but soon the water is up to Paul's chin. "Master," he calls, "I will
follow you anywhere, but I'm up to my neck in shitty water and I think I'm going to drown." At this Jesus stops walking and looks at Paul.
"Well," he says, "why don't you just walk on the pipe like me, you silly pr*ck?"
2007-11-22 00:59:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha v good,,,
2007-11-22 01:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! 10 out of 10.
2007-11-22 01:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Adam and Eve cave to temptation and have sex. Adam drifts off to sleep in the afterglow. When he wakes up Eve is walking up the path dripping wet. Adam says "What have you done" and she says "Washing my cha cha in the ocean". Adam says "Oh no now the fish are all gunna smell like that.
2007-11-22 01:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 11:12:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Excellent! First joke to make me smile all day. Have a star.
2007-11-22 01:03:36 · answer #5 · answered by stargirl_laura 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one before,Good one.
2007-11-22 01:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Very good... love it.
Vini, vidi..... whatever..... your's is very funny too ... LOL
2007-11-22 01:37:35 · answer #7 · answered by Sam G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i haven't heard that one.
2007-11-22 01:04:51 · answer #8 · answered by your_gurl_leah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lool love it!!
2007-11-22 01:03:18 · answer #9 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny cuase thats mocking god
2007-11-22 01:03:25 · answer #10 · answered by Megan P 2 · 0⤊ 6⤋