A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a
Little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water.
Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie.
I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."
OK," said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not
want to buy a tie and that you hate me.
I will show you that I am bigger than that".
"If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you
will find a lovely restaurant.
It has all the ice cold water you need.
Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back.
"Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie."
2007-11-21 23:29:22 · 35 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one GB.
2007-11-21 23:38:18 · answer #1 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
extreme-high quality. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a female responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm advertising the latest innovation in vacuums, it is the perfect little gadget I even have seen in an prolonged time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and mud, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He mentioned, "If this vacuum does not sparkling up that mess, i'm going to consume it!" She mentioned, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the potential on yet!"
2016-12-16 15:59:57 · answer #2 · answered by carcieri 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If not for the race thing. It would be funny. That joke works with any Joe Blow as the Taliban guy or the Jewish guy.
2007-11-21 23:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You almost make me pee in my seat, that was damn funny, I'll say it tomorrow to my friends at the pub, the best thing is that you can say it in Spanish without missing the meaning and the funny of it.
2007-11-21 23:34:54 · answer #4 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best, but still 9/10 ! ! !
2007-11-21 23:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Very Clever.
2007-11-21 23:34:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!
2007-11-21 23:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by scrat104 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-11-21 23:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by redpantyluver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this as an Irishman, and a Pollock
yes, it's funny
2007-11-21 23:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that is really funny. must say the two brothers are good businesss man keeping it in the family.
2007-11-21 23:34:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋