NO SEX SINCE 1955
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?'
'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by natur e.'
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.'
'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.'
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, 'You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.'
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, 'You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?'
'1955, ma'am.'
'Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!' She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, 'Wow, you sure didn't forget much
since 1955!'
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, 'I hope not, it's only 2130 now.'
2007-11-21 23:01:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Oh my god ...that is amazingly funny. It caught me hook line and sinker.i will be sending this to a few of my friends!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I could give this joke ten stars....becos it deserves all of them!!!!!
2007-11-21 23:07:32 · answer #1 · answered by joe m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-21 23:08:13 · answer #2 · answered by isleofskye 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but maybe later I will throw out a ha. I saw it coming a mile away and it was less funny then I though it would be.
2007-11-21 23:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by not_moes_cousin 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What to say..lucky man
2007-11-21 23:09:38 · answer #4 · answered by adrulear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it was good, very creative
2007-11-21 23:16:21 · answer #5 · answered by XlouX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!! I had to pass that one on. Thanks, I am still laughing!!! A star for you!!
2007-11-21 23:10:31 · answer #6 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. . this is cool. . i like this joke
2007-11-21 23:32:08 · answer #7 · answered by heart of ice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.
2007-11-22 00:54:15 · answer #8 · answered by Smudge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it!!!! lol
2007-11-21 23:13:15 · answer #9 · answered by Ehlana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋