would we all die of gas poising
or would some one light a match and oblorate us all
funniest answer gets 10 points
2007-11-21 22:19:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God is the master of the Silent but Deadly.How do you think he killed all those firstborn in Egypt without waking the parents?
2007-11-21 22:31:18 · answer #1 · answered by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because god is omnipresent, presumably god's farts are too, and that would be a real problem for everybody and everything everywhere. Could it dissipate around? Perhaps we could set up giant fans? Gas masks? I think you're right though it could be flammable. Here's hoping god stays away from the beans.
2007-11-22 06:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Since many believers claim that "God is everywhere," the scenario you present would mean instant death for us all via methane poisoning. This should be a major issue in the 2008 US Presidential race. Meanwhile, I'm going to stock up on duct tape and gas masks. I'm also going to email God and ask Him (or Her) to hold it in, at least until He or She goes to some uninhabited planet to let one loose.
2007-11-22 06:25:32 · answer #3 · answered by Taiwan90851 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The gas would collect around Uranus.
2007-11-22 06:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
first off you could blow out your hemorrhoids causing bleeding , and a 911 call. bringing the fire department to your block, neighbors would be awaken with the loud noise made by the gas explosion which has accrued , several cases of mental breakdown could accrue because of the sudden explosion... cleaning poop off the walls would be expensive especially if your mom got a professional cleaning crew to clean the poop up...
2007-11-22 06:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by jakemcqueen 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's exactly what happened, on the eighth day -
and with that he created all the world's religions.
2007-11-22 06:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
The whole world would be able to show OMG! It wouldn't be sacrilege for once.
2007-11-22 06:23:32 · answer #7 · answered by Steve C 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
then it would prove we're worshipping a biological lifeform and throw the whole religious thing outta whack.
Wow so THATS what happened to the dinosaurs!! lol
2007-11-22 06:22:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
He would light it and BANG... new universe.
(Stolen from Family Guy, don't give me the points)
2007-11-22 06:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
according to family guy that is what caused the big bang!
it was funny really
2007-11-22 06:22:55 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Mastershake 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋