Just a question. Please don't damn me to hell for this. I've been there twice and I don't want to go back.
2007-11-21 21:56:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would size him up and make sure he was not Armed with a weapon then smack the life out of him.
2007-11-23 00:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by blueridgemotors 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tardis Girl: the proof is the resurrection. Stop jeering and look into the evidence.
Jesus never made fun of anyone's religion, because religion is not a laughing matter, it's serious, and Jesus had respect for people and what they hold dear.
Jesus did attack the scribes, Pharisees and Sadducees quite violently and use cutting images to get the point over about their misdeeds, but he wasn't joking or speaking in any way lightly about these things, he was very serious.
If, and I say IF Jesus ever were to make fun of my religion, or anybody elses, then he would have 'blown it' with me. I could no longer believe in him as the Son of God. Quite simple, really, but, as I said, my God has integrity.
I do hope you've recovered from going to hell - don't know the details, but it sounds bad.
2007-11-22 07:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by homechrch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary said "you do not really believe in God if you make fun of other religions"(this is not made up, she did say this at one of her Apparitions)
I would say to Jesus "Son, your Mother wants to see you NOW."
2007-11-22 06:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by ROBERT P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the question makes no sense, anyway..because he didn't make fun of stuff. He did say about various religions though..that they cant save anyones buttocks ( paraphrasing there ).
2007-11-22 08:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by juliette 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you can dish it, you can take it, Jesus.
Where's the proof that you're the son of a god?
2007-11-22 06:25:27 · answer #5 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say "where are your 12 guys in robes, don't you know they have The Gap now?"
2007-11-22 06:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
shows how well you do not know the Lord Jesus. He never made light of anyone's beliefs. He is God, He knew how important they are to people.
so, IF, is irrelevant.
2007-11-22 06:02:42 · answer #7 · answered by Pulling Down Strongholds 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'd probably just laugh.
Than I'd get my cross out and nail him to it =)
2007-11-22 06:00:11 · answer #8 · answered by skame 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd say see you in hades.
2007-11-22 05:59:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋