2007-11-21 21:46:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To get rid of all these stupid questions about Mormons in Yahoo! Answers.
2007-11-23 05:31:23 · answer #1 · answered by Fishgutts 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe in a creator God as such
If I could have any input
With respect I would encourage the congregation to use their minds as it was intended and think for themselves
But I would do that whatever the belief
All to often many People give away their minds for in comparison no more than a bag of french fries sadly
2007-11-23 19:36:11 · answer #2 · answered by Human Being Human 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Did you hear about the guys who thought that Henry Ford was too dumb to run Ford Motor Co?....
They started asking him technical questions about his cars, and he kept answering, "Hang on a sec, guys..," then he'd make a call to his engineers, get the answer, and give it to this hoity-toity committee...
Duh- I'd delegate!
Oh, wait- that's how it's done, now....
2007-11-25 00:23:35 · answer #3 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Find out why he was asking me to do it. Only a man can do that.
2007-11-25 20:17:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sign myself up for a spell on some stabilizing medication cause:
1. Why is God talking to me?
2. Why would he ask me to run a church that I disagree with their beliefs? They are not my own and I could not reconcile those doctrines to be at one with bible teachings.
2007-11-22 05:56:30 · answer #5 · answered by jasmine d 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
I ask said God if he really wants his church to be in the business of developing shopping malls...
God: Yea verily, please build Me a mall as a tribute to My glory!
Me: What stores should I get in there?
God: ME DAMMIT! Do I have to do everything myself? Just some Victoria's Secrets and stuff. Jesus!!
Jesus: What do you want Dad?
God: No, I wasn't calling you, I was just cursing!
Jesus: (crestfallen) Oh.
2007-11-24 16:02:30 · answer #6 · answered by jungle84025 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Delegation!!! That way, I don't have to do much, and everything would run fine.
2007-11-25 00:12:42 · answer #7 · answered by odd duck 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
To order everyone to stop attending.
2007-11-22 08:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by juliette 4 · 1⤊ 4⤋
spend a day repenting.
2007-11-24 18:01:06 · answer #9 · answered by Feelin Randi? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would redesign the magic underwear for women and make them all hot panties
2007-11-22 05:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋