A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
2007-11-21 20:43:56 · 18 answers · asked by ShelFish 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao! damn she must be dumb to be 25 and only get to g! im blonde and im 15 and i can get to h lol
2007-11-21 20:48:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I thought that it was good 9/10
Good to see others get a tough audience too.
2007-11-22 05:12:09 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... heard something like that before.
thanks alot!
2007-11-22 05:05:38 · answer #3 · answered by The Beast from the Middle East 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaa...too funny..
good luck..
2007-11-22 05:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by peyman p 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha omg that was good!
2007-11-22 04:47:07 · answer #5 · answered by Cali 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
that is a good one lol
2007-11-22 04:46:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-11-22 05:42:21 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i laughted when i got to read 25.. what a dumb..XDXDXDXDXD
2007-11-22 04:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by omeng90 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
very well done, i liked it. who said blondes were dumb?
2007-11-22 04:48:00 · answer #9 · answered by Jerry S 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol hehe
2007-11-22 04:48:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋