Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total” says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Polo!
With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."
Polo! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries...
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains, "Well, its 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ It’s virtually
impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water."
2007-11-21 19:27:19 · 15 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
OK...that's my new favorite joke. I'll have to pass it around the camp here in Iraq.
Very funny....
2007-11-21 22:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and his wife are driving on a cold winter night when they see an animal in the road. They pull over and pick up the freezing baby. Upon realizing it is a skunk, the wife asks, 'How am I going to keep it warm?" The husband says, "Keep it between your legs" The wife asks, "what about the bad smell?" The husband replies, "Just plug his little nose"
The wife and skunk made it home just fine.
Two blondes get stuck in a hailstorm, which dents thier car. One decides to stop by an auto shop and ask for help. The mechanic, seeing the blonde, decides to have some fun with them. Shortly after arriving home, the second blonde comes out to the garage to find the first blonde lying behind the car, out of breath. "what on earth are you doing back there?" asks the second blonde. the first blonde explains, "The mechanic told me to blow into the tailpipe as hard as I could and the dents would pop out. The second blonde stares in disbelief, and says, "I can't beleive how stupid you are! The windows are down and it's letting all the air out!"
Why is the panda the most dangerous animal at the zoo?
Because he eats, shoots and leaves. *bwhahahaha so bad*
A cop sees a very drunk man leaving the golf range. When he pulls him over, he watches the man scoot into the passenger seat and place a golf club in the driver seat. He's seen alot, but never this, so he has to ask. "why did you switch seats with a golf club?" The drunk replies, "that's my designated driver"
2007-11-22 03:47:32 · answer #2 · answered by hell hath no fury 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But apparently the Genie failed to grant his wish, right?! Well, so it seems! Your Geography seems to have either rusted or poorly tough.
all the best!/
2007-11-22 03:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Ebby 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny i really Enjoyed That one LOL :-)
2007-11-22 04:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by T-Baby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!but the farmer is not as useful though!
2007-11-22 03:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not nice but funny
2007-11-22 03:31:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny.
2007-11-22 03:30:40 · answer #7 · answered by peace.live.love.laugh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-11-22 03:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wooooooooooooo it's not nice- i don't feel the sense of hummer here!da?
2007-11-22 03:33:27 · answer #9 · answered by japan:) 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one. clever, i like it
2007-11-22 03:35:55 · answer #10 · answered by Lonely Turkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋