A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.
As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."
She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!"
She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!"
2007-11-21 19:25:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny, thanks
You know I just watched the movie Brave Heart for the 100th time, I was going to say something ,but I just can't.
I just want to say thanks for helping my friend today.
2007-11-21 20:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-21 20:55:02 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm scottish and this joke is one of the best ones I have ever heard from this catagory lol
2007-11-21 19:46:07 · answer #3 · answered by just bored 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good,
Brave man, unlike Kenny on Strictly Come Dancing, he wore underware under his. Not good showmanship for the lady viewers!!!!!!!
2007-11-21 20:59:57 · answer #4 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. That was a good one. Time to copy and paste!! lol
That one's a keeper, got to copy and paste cause the memory is not as good as it once was............
2007-11-21 19:41:33 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha - Very good
2007-11-21 20:15:56 · answer #6 · answered by MikeD2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a very funny one. hahaha
2007-11-22 00:12:04 · answer #7 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one
2007-11-22 00:16:25 · answer #8 · answered by Jim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, now i remember where i left my ribbon, pmsl hun
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2007-11-21 22:06:26 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha thats a good one
2007-11-22 17:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by free the weed 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋