A couple were celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
People would say, "What a peaceful and loving couple!"
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.
"We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'
"We proceeded a little further her and horse stumbled again.
"Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
"We hadn't gone another half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
"I shouted at her, 'What's wrong with you? Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you friggin' crazy!?'
2007-11-21 19:04:27 · 19 answers · asked by just bored 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once.'
"And from that moment... we have lived happily every after."
star worthy?
2007-11-21 19:04:59 · update #1
hahaha, if i marry a woman like that i would make sure i divorce her on the first!
you made my day, thank you
good luck.
2007-11-21 19:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by john 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Funny!! Definitely star!
2007-11-22 13:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-22 05:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL but it was quiet my family are all asleep downstairs for some reason. What a way to teach 'em in advance, should have done that with mine. jk
2007-11-22 03:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by littlemisscontroverse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prety funny erica nice joke
2007-11-22 10:38:43 · answer #5 · answered by Hammad Khan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't help feeling compassionate with the guy...
2007-11-22 03:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by javornik1270 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You call that Star Worthy????
Thats Moon worthy!!
LOL!
Good One...........
2007-11-22 03:10:35 · answer #7 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe everyone should do dat init lol
2007-11-22 04:52:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha you get a star.
yeah, you men who choose not to get this... good move... good move...^^ lol I gave you thumbs up, by the way... =)
2007-11-22 03:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by Jess 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
TTLY STAR WOTHY. nice joke. made me laugh.
2007-11-22 03:07:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋