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2007-11-21 18:21:44 · 21 answers · asked by LindaAnn 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

Only if I can lick your vomit up off the floor.

2007-11-21 18:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by bbcranks 4 · 1 0

Don't ya just love thems chocolate chip waffles? With the crunchy, flaky outside and the creamy, oozing, pus-like inside and all those chunky globs of chocolate slush that just slops into your mouth as you take a bite?

2007-11-22 02:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by The Girl In Black [panic!] 5 · 1 0

Grody, Putrid, Shallow and Pedantic, Meatspin

2007-11-22 02:23:31 · answer #3 · answered by mac_byaah 3 · 0 1

ever wondered what the song soulja boy is talking about "Superman"?

wellllll it pretty nasty

"superman that hoe"
The art of jerking off on a girls back while she sleeps. When she wakes up the sheets are stuck to her back like a Cape.

2007-11-22 02:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by Meghan V 1 · 1 1

No. Not looking you in the eyes I couldn't and certainly not on here so I guess the answer is no.

Tanner L. You ate at DENNYS!?

2007-11-22 02:27:05 · answer #5 · answered by Michael A 6 · 0 0

i had a freind who told me he liked eating boogers when he was a kid and he also told me that his favorite boogers where the brown ones cuz they were tastier, although he also liked the red bloody ones cuz they were juicier. the ones he least liked were the green ones cuz they were hard to put in your.

good luck

2007-11-22 02:41:43 · answer #6 · answered by john 6 · 0 0

I just found the biggest booger ever!! Wanna share?

Meghan V:
NAASSSTTYYY!
Im rolling on the floor but i aint laffing!!
lol

2007-11-22 02:27:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i was reading darren shan's demonata and the main character grubbs walked into a room and his dad's head was seperated from his body and hanging on the ceiling his mom was laying in scraps while a demon was eating her remains and his sister seemed to be alive so he called out to her when she turned he discovered that she was literally split in half so he could se her brains and stuff hanging out.

2007-11-22 02:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by brandon m 2 · 0 1

Rosie O'donnel has sex with an elephant every night after brushing her teeth.

2007-11-22 02:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by Travis S 2 · 0 0

One time this guy bent over in my face as a joke,
and i saw his bum hole!,
And it was verryyy haiirryy!!!!.
And to make it 50x worse,
I saw poo marks on his underwear!!!.


Also,
I was at my friends marks house with blake and blake asked for a drink and mark gave him a glass of his piss as a joke and blake didnt know and drank it!!.
HAHAHAHAH ewwwwwwwwww.


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2007-11-22 02:25:48 · answer #10 · answered by x--Baiibeee--x 1 · 0 2

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