Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
2007-11-21 17:35:56 · 15 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and I'm not chauvenistic so don't start!
2007-11-21 17:39:55 · update #1
i cant wait to see how the women take this one, especialy as it said,for men only.cant wait 4 part 2 lolol
2007-11-21 17:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by fozz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha funny, but make sure that as soon as you get a girlfriend that you never show these to her or else she'll leave you for sure LOL.
2007-11-22 01:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by The Girl In Black [panic!] 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol have you ever read the man law? you will surely laugh your *** off to those too!! I'm a woman and I found them to be hilarious
2007-11-22 01:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by just bored 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There pretty snappy come back phrases haha but you do know a lot of women will be pissed.
2007-11-22 02:27:11 · answer #4 · answered by Tanner L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does a woman who just got out of a battered shelter always do the dishes?
because she knows better then not to.
2007-11-22 01:40:28 · answer #5 · answered by Samantha 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
hi jock man, i love youre jokes
2007-11-22 10:44:13 · answer #6 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilariouseven tho I'm a girl. where did u get that from?
2007-11-22 01:40:47 · answer #7 · answered by <3 Hello Kitty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All of those were kinda lame and generic, but HOLY CRAP the first one is GOLD!!! Can I use it? hehehe Nice, buddy.
2007-11-22 01:39:59 · answer #8 · answered by Beantown Hopeful 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Im gonna use these when I get home!!!!
2007-11-22 01:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by Knuckles™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!! im a girl and that was hilarious!!!!
any more?
2007-11-22 10:59:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋