Employee: Boss, can I have the day off tomorrow?
Boss: So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for: There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.
Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you are going to take that day off!
2007-11-21 16:03:09 · 15 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pls star if you think that he is a funny boss ;-)
2007-11-21 16:03:44 · update #1
Screw him! I've been "off" for 5 years and counting! looooooooooool Hilarious ya soosa ... You'd make a very nice boss though. No way would you be like that!
2007-11-21 21:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't ask. Three weeks into a job, you're not yet an asset to the company, if you know what I mean. Some retail stores forbid employees to take vacation days between Thanksgiving (or day before) and New Years due to the holiday season. If you're working full time, you may not have accrued any vacation time at all, and if you're part time, you probably don't have any. I would probably bite your tongue and just spend the holidays alone - or better yet, go to a friend's house.
2016-04-05 02:57:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it's still funny
2007-11-21 16:08:36 · answer #3 · answered by trebor2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then what the hell am I doing right now. If it is not work, then I am dreaming :D
2007-11-21 16:15:27 · answer #4 · answered by Salah 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-11-21 16:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by ~Super_Ginger~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe awesome! a very smart boss yet he's a pain!!!!
2007-11-21 18:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by Ruby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll tell that one to my boss. If he doesn't fire me for incompetence.
2007-11-21 16:44:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-21 16:46:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke and a laugh, too.
2007-11-21 17:11:44 · answer #9 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think my boss thinks like that
2007-11-21 16:07:11 · answer #10 · answered by sarah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋