A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you.
"On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue."
"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut."
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them; so he conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.
Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be. I cannot help."
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us."
"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of cheerios..."
2007-11-21 15:50:36 · 10 answers · asked by DJ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star if you liked it!
2007-11-21 15:50:58 · update #1
Oh gosh...
2007-11-21 15:53:57 · answer #1 · answered by Ess D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha!Ha!
2007-11-21 23:57:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha,
I thought you meant like cherio as in the sausage and I was like hmmm, I dont get it and then i got that you meant the cereal...
STARRED*****
totally love it
xx
2007-11-22 00:55:09 · answer #3 · answered by Paris . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not fuuny plz explainj joke
2007-11-22 00:06:45 · answer #4 · answered by Kam 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was great.... the apple is the best part.
2007-11-22 00:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by sarah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhVVk1YAPkOiYs3EWl.e5cPsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071121002645AATAPaU
woww this is funny LOL
2007-11-22 02:38:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO HAHAHAHAH!! THAT was awesome, LMAO!!
2007-11-21 23:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by YOUR MOM ™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well all righty then
2007-11-22 00:10:33 · answer #8 · answered by angels_angelsarehere 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!
2007-11-21 23:54:13 · answer #9 · answered by kaMEron™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-22 01:00:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋