Two lawyers are stranded on a desert island for several months.
The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.
One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree,"WOW,I just can't believe my eyes, there is a woman out there floating in our
direction." The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating; you've finally lost your mind."
But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning red head, face up, totally naked, unconscious without even so much as a ring or earrings on her.
The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, indeed she was alive, warm and breathing, but sunburnedand needing immediate care and nursing.
One said to the other (as a typical male would), "You know, we've been onthis God-forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such along, long time. Do you think we should...well--you know screw her?"
(ok--you're gonna love this)
"Out of WHAT?", asked the other lawyer
2007-11-21 13:54:20 · 14 answers · asked by Brownie12866 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute!
2007-11-21 14:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by belizeable 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a fine variation on the hitler bit,... you're locked in a room in purgatory with an attorney,hitler and attilla the hun. you've been given a 44 magnum with only 2 bullets, what do you do? shoot attilla and hitler in the head before pistol whipping the lawyer, business before pleasure- i always say!
2016-05-24 23:28:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny but its mean. I WANNA BE A LAWYER!!! Gosh, put me off why dont you. LoL
2007-11-21 14:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2007-11-21 14:00:57 · answer #4 · answered by opengirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of the better ones I've sen on here. :)
2007-11-21 14:33:45 · answer #5 · answered by greenfrogs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-21 14:01:23 · answer #6 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2007-11-21 13:57:49 · answer #7 · answered by The Midgets Hammer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love that!!! so much like a laywer
2007-11-21 14:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by Dane Cook is Beast(: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2007-11-21 14:06:09 · answer #9 · answered by hikl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luved It!!!!
2007-11-21 14:18:45 · answer #10 · answered by *Shayla* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋