please answer or try because it's a funny joke.
2007-11-21 13:46:14 · 16 answers · asked by movieiswow 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
umm... to get to another state
2007-11-21 13:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by robby's girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The turtle is crossing the highway because it's faster than crossing the local.
2007-11-21 22:23:35 · answer #2 · answered by Reeze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
becuase the chicken was on duty for the road so the turtle is now on highway patrol
2007-11-21 22:10:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the chicken was on vacation
or
To get to the Shell station!
2007-11-21 21:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by hikl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously the highway was the finish line in his race with the hare. . .
2007-11-21 21:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by croyprym 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was playing "chicken" with the other turtles!
2007-11-21 22:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by jackalanhyde 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side.
BTW If you think turtles are slow, think again. Tortises are slow. Turtles however, are not.
2007-11-21 22:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by Justin H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to prove to the gophers and squirrels (way faster than a turtle)
that it really can be done (crossing the road)
hahaha
cheers
2007-11-21 21:48:27 · answer #8 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It had to get to the Shell Station.
2007-11-21 22:46:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because his wife wait for him across the highway
2007-11-21 21:50:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
To get away from the turkeys today.
2007-11-21 23:26:41 · answer #11 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋