A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel-off prize label.
She pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motorhome, I WON a motorhome!"
The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!"
The blonde replies, "No. I WON a motorhome, I WON a motorhome!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize!"
Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motorhome, I WON a motorhome!"
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL !"
2007-11-21 13:13:16 · 16 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
"win a bagel"
Motor-home company "Winnebago"
2007-11-21 13:24:43 · answer #1 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"Won-Won" was what Lavender Brown called Ron Weasley when the were dating in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (god was that section sickening: I did not support Ron and Lavender one bit). The "w" sound is in place of the "r," like when children can't say their Rs, they use Ws.
2016-05-24 23:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh funny! I haven't heard that one .... I am blonde and thought I had heard every blonde joke that ever existed!
2007-11-21 13:45:15 · answer #3 · answered by MiMi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! I've never heard this blonde joke!! Good one!!
2007-11-21 13:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotta love these blonde jokes
2007-11-21 13:59:58 · answer #5 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, win a Bagel, Winnebago! ha ha ha , that is soooooo hilarious!!!
2007-11-21 14:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by Reeze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha so much like a blonde!!
2007-11-21 14:35:26 · answer #7 · answered by Dane Cook is Beast(: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a goody
2007-11-21 13:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by madiesmum 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah ive heard that one before, but its still funny! :D
2007-11-21 13:34:52 · answer #9 · answered by person 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i get it win a bagel
winnebago
2007-11-21 13:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋