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WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE:
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where
a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely
good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!
2007-11-21 12:34:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol wow i bet she was mad i'm lovin alllll your jokes today
2007-11-21 12:39:05 · answer #1 · answered by gabrielle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before. Possibly the best joke in existence. Never mind, THE best joke in existence.
Add: You forgot the Wife Store across the street!
1st floor has women who love to have sex
2nd floor has women who love to have sex and have money
3rd-6th floor have never been visited.
2007-11-21 12:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by Judgerz 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
do you recognize what proportion situations those have been quoted and spoke back? you acquire them from an atheist internet site! and prefer each and every atheists you do no longer study on merely chop and decrease what suits ya. in case you elect to understand study those entire verses and pray, the solutions are somewhat easy, so so which you are able to not take long to get them. i will answer one that isn't so evident, it is Josephs parentage. His Father died and his brother took over the function and that's the two adult males that are provided as his Father as grew to become into Jewish custom. He had 2 father's yet basically one fathered him.
2016-11-12 09:04:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agghhhh! It's like the contestants on Deal or No Deal.
(sigh)
2007-11-21 12:39:09 · answer #4 · answered by L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, funny. I would stop at level 2!! Well....maybe 4. ^^
2007-11-21 12:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love that joke. Still funny every time I hear it.
2007-11-21 12:38:13 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that wuz rly funny! I would stay @ level 5
2007-11-21 12:39:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sting....
haha rly funny tho
ill stop at the fifth floor....lol
2007-11-21 13:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by vlyplyr 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2007-11-21 13:42:25 · answer #9 · answered by Blondie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. wow...
That's...good.
2007-11-21 12:39:00 · answer #10 · answered by !@#$%^&* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋