A Northern Territory aboriginal farm-hand radios back to the farm manager
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute.
The pig's ok but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my Ute and is wriggling & squealing so much I cannot get him out".
The manager says "OK there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it out and shoot the pig in the head & you'll be able to remove him".
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said boss. Took the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars.
No problem there, but I still can't go on."
"Now what's the problem?" raged the manager.
"Well Boss, it's his motor bike. The back wheel and the flashing blue light is wedged under the right front wheel arch.....................
Boss, you there boss??
2007-11-21 12:32:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In case you do not understand this one - A pig is a Copper!!!
2007-11-21 12:49:25 · update #1
cltr_uk sorry you dont think this is funny but you cant please everyone all of the time now can you.
2007-11-21 13:06:12 · update #2
E-mailed it to my sister in Brisbane. I like it.
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2017-01-05 23:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another cop bites the dust, lol.!!!
Great joke again and ignore the critics.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!
2007-11-21 15:08:37 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow the pig was a police officer
2007-11-21 12:40:19 · answer #4 · answered by gabrielle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahaha. harsh but funny in a sadistic sorta way... guess u gotta be aussie to get it?
2007-11-21 19:14:47 · answer #5 · answered by amory 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't in the slightest funny
2007-11-21 12:59:09 · answer #6 · answered by Along the way we fell in love 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Didn't really understand it...kinda got it though. Got the gist.
2007-11-21 12:47:30 · answer #7 · answered by d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh no. Did not see that ending coming. LOL
2007-11-21 12:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He killed a police officer!
2007-11-21 12:42:14 · answer #9 · answered by decemberbaby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-11-21 12:41:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋